urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

(Source: miss-nerdgasmz)

interestingscenario:

hederafleuron:

inkenoir:

i think anyone could use these haha

Please let’s discuss the modification of “three snaps in a z formation” as a sign to undress. Some of these are practical but oh god, please let me see a Dom/me make a z in the air as a sign to get naked.

^Very true lol

interestingscenario:

hederafleuron:

inkenoir:

i think anyone could use these haha

Please let’s discuss the modification of “three snaps in a z formation” as a sign to undress. Some of these are practical but oh god, please let me see a Dom/me make a z in the air as a sign to get naked.

^Very true lol

(Source: dumbbigtittedslut)

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

It scares me sometimes, the emptiness I see in my eyes.

The Wonder Years  (via disorder)

(Source: hqlines)

Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend.

One of my customers (via assachusetts)